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KFC Oven Roasted Poo

For lunch today I tried KFC's new Oven Roasted Strips. Let me first start off that I went over to KFC specifically to try these things. Of course, I researched the nutritional infomation first. 420 calories and 7 grams of fat, not bad. So I took a walk over there and ordered it. While I was waiting for the food I noticed a Oven Roasted Strips banner. It said contains 100% RDA requirement of sodium. What?!?!? It was at this point that I should of walked out.

When I got back to the office I opened the container and it looked like someone stepped on my strips. I grabbed a fork and took a bite. It tasted like oven roasted rat. I ate about half of it before I realized that the rat has a horrible, horrible aftertaste. I finished off my rice and then promptly tossed it.

That was two hours ago. My body is now in sodium shock. I have drank 48 ounces of water since then and want more. Hey colonel, pack it in and shut it down cause you're never getting a dime of mine again.

Print | posted on Thursday, May 27, 2004 6:29 PM | Filed Under [ Misc ]

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# re: KFC Oven Roasted Poo

<p>I wonder if they use any of my <a href="http://www.mountsplus.com/Ar-15_Accessories.html#AR-15-Accessories&quot;&gt;AR-15

Accessories</a> to kill those Rats. You know we specialize products discriminating

shooter in the <a href="http://www.mountsplus.com/&quot;&gt;varmint&lt;/a&gt; disciplines

at <a href="http://www.mountsplus.com&quot;&gt;Mounting Solutions Plus</a>. With a good

set of <a href="http://www.mountsplus.com/-scope-rings.html#SCOPE-RINGS&quot;&gt;scope

rings</a> &amp; <a href="http://www.mountsplus.com/-scope-mounts.html#scope-mounts&quot;&gt;scope

mounts</a>they could of killed that rat a mile away. LOL What else can I squeeze

in you blog.</p>

<p>Lickx</p>

6/2/2004 11:53 AM | Lickx
6/2/2004 4:01 PM | Lickx
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# KFC rebuttal

6/2/2004 4:08 PM | jorriss.com
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