The new Superman Returns trailer has just been released. And I must say it is pretty cool even though Superman isn’t. I mean really, he’s a complete idiot. Batman has his playboy darkness. Spidey has the everyman thing going. The X-Men has the teen angst stuff. Wonder Woman has her butt kicking womanliness. Superman has the strength, the indestructibleness and the brain of a two year old. Just look at Smallville. How many of you would break up with Kristen Kreuk? That’s right NOBODY. Of course our village idiot, Clark Kent, does. At least Supes married Teri Hatcher in Lois & Clark. And that took all of his two brain cells to figure that one out.
Superman Returns will have one thing going for it, Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor. Oh yea. I want to see a little bit Keyser Soze and a lot bit John Doe from Se7en in our new Mr. Luthor. With Spacey now playing Luthor I want to see Lex finally win. How about Luthor machine gunning down Superman with a 90 rounder full of kryptonite bullets? Or Luthor poisoning Lois with a kryptonite cocktail and while Superman watches her die they kiss for the final time, killing them both. Or even better…Kryptonite Chainsaw. Ya, I’ll be rooting for Luthor, seeing Keyser Soze win is always fun.
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