Some of you that aren’t a geek might wonder what do those geek types chat about. Well wonder no more! Here’s a conversation I had with my boy J about the village idiot, Superman.
J: did I ask you if you watched Smallville season finale?
Jorriss Orroz: Yup. ZOD!
Jorriss Orroz: I'm glad they brought the mirror prison back.
J: yeah..the phantom zone
J: course, now they are totally speeding up the mythos compaired to the movies
Jorriss Orroz: It was always its own mythos.
Jorriss Orroz: Clark & Lex friends?
Jorriss Orroz: cmon
J: but I really like the Zod story...hope first few episodes next season are awesome
Jorriss Orroz: The last few eps further promotes my theory that Clark is an idiot!
J: yeah...I agree with you there
J: there is such a thing as "too good"
Jorriss Orroz: Unlike Supes in the series finale of JLU
J: didn't see
Jorriss Orroz: Damn. Supes was like "I always need to keep it under control or people die. But I think you can take it Darkside. Now I can finally cut it loose."
Jorriss Orroz: Then procedes to beat the living hell out of him.
J: sweeet
Jorriss Orroz: Supes actually outshined Bats in that ep.
J: as he should
Jorriss Orroz: Cmon. Bats always outshine the boy scout.
Jorriss Orroz: Got the money, got the ladies, acts like a complete bad azz
J: If I was Batman...I would look at Supe every day and just be like "Damn...I'm glad your on our side boy"...."if only I had your powers...if only"
Jorriss Orroz: meanwhile supes is all clutzy around Lois, an all-around dweeb, and is all merciful.
Jorriss Orroz: Hell no. Bats would be like "how would you like a kryptonite batarang up your azz boy scout?"
J: now taht would be a good comic...Red Cypto Superman vs. Kryptonite laden Batman
Jorriss Orroz: What makes you think Bats doesn't have Kryptonite on him AT ALL TIMES in his handy dandy belt?
J: tru...just in case
Jorriss Orroz: Supes wants to be Bats all the money, all the girls, you know he wants it.
J: nah...he's too innocent...he needs the red kryptonite just to get his wild side out.
J: probably more comfortable knitting at home with Aquaman
Jorriss Orroz: ooff. Supes swinging that way? I can totally see it.
J: ...real world Metropolis
J: lol